Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed

Chapter 1: Chef Abcos between Columbus and Minneapolis

Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed — also known in Columbus restaurant coverage as Chef Abcos — sits on this map as a Safari Restaurant co-owner who was charged in the September 20, 2022 Feeding Our Future wave and who later pleaded guilty to a money-laundering count. The Department of Justice’s charging overview listed him as fifty-four and of Columbus, Ohio, and described him as an owner and operator of Safari Restaurant, a Minneapolis site that, in the government’s framing, received more than sixteen million dollars in fraudulent Federal Child Nutrition Program funds. That framing is an allegation in the indictment language and a site-level picture; his later plea agreement narrows what he personally admitted.

Local Columbus coverage in September 2022 identified him as the owner of Afra Grill, a fast-casual East African restaurant named among Columbus Monthly’s best new restaurants, with a second location at Easton Town Center. Those restaurant reviews are not DOJ findings and are not evidence of fraud by themselves. They matter here only as identity and geography: the same person named in the Minnesota indictment was a visible Columbus restaurateur while the Safari Child Nutrition claims were running in Minneapolis.

This page is a MEDIUM person topic under The Minnesota Fraud Files. It is not a nest stub and not a homepage catalog peer. The scheme-wide Feeding Our Future story — sponsor waivers, meal-count fabrication, bribery of sponsor employees, luxury spending — lives on the Feeding Our Future and Bock guides. Here the spine is Ahmed’s ownership role, the plea’s deliberate-blindness and profit facts, the August 2021 Columbus commercial purchase charged as Count 57, the donor-ledger dispute that must be verified through FEC records, and the careful wall between political adjacency at Safari and any invented claim that Representative Ilhan Omar knew of his conduct.

Epistemology stays fixed for the whole guide. An indictment is an allegation until a plea or verdict settles specific counts. A plea settles what the defendant admits and what the court accepts for those counts; it does not automatically rewrite every press sentence about Safari’s total. Association — shared stages, donor lists, campaign appearances — is not knowledge and is not a co-conspirator finding. Wrong-person hygiene matters too: Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed is not Ilhan Omar, not Omar Fateh, and not every other Ahmed on the Minnesota fraud docket.

Chapter 2: Safari enrolls under Feeding Our Future

In April 2020, as pandemic Child Nutrition waivers opened the program to for-profit restaurants and off-site distribution, Safari Restaurant in Minneapolis enrolled under the sponsorship of Feeding Our Future. The Department of Justice’s September 20, 2022 announcement describes that enrollment as the start of a charged course in which Safari’s owners and co-conspirators opened additional sites and shell companies and claimed millions of meals. Across the Bock indictment cluster, the government later said defendants tied to that indictment received more than thirty-two million dollars in program funds based on fraudulent claims — a cluster figure that includes more than Safari alone.

Ahmed’s May 14, 2026 plea agreement supplies the person-path numbers the visitor should hold for his own admissions. It states that his business partners and co-defendants enrolled the Minneapolis restaurant they co-owned with him under Feeding Our Future and immediately began submitting fraudulent meal reimbursement claims alleging thousands of children fed every day, seven days a week. For the twelve-month period from April 2020 to April 2021, those partners claimed 3,900,285 meals, for which Safari was reimbursed $12,123,857. The plea says the number of meals was grossly inflated and that only a small fraction of the funds received was used to purchase food.

Notice the careful grammar in the plea: partners prepared and submitted the claims; Ahmed was living in Ohio and did not personally prepare them. That is not a full innocence story. The same paragraph admits he believed there was a high probability the claims were fraudulent and that he was deliberately blind to what would otherwise have been obvious — including that Safari could not have legitimately made the profits it did from the program. He kept his share. Enrollment under Feeding Our Future is therefore the structural hinge that opens both the site-level fraud picture and his later money-laundering admission.

Readers should not flatten Safari’s story into a single owner. Salim Ahmed Said and Abdulkadir Nur Salah are also named as Safari owners and operators in the DOJ overview, with broader wire-fraud and bribery charge sets than Ahmed’s money-laundering pair. Their paths diverge after indictment. This chapter only plants the enrollment fact: without Safari under Feeding Our Future in April 2020, the later meal-count, profit-share, and Stelzer Road purchase facts have nowhere to attach.

Chapter 3: Three point nine million meals on paper

The plea’s meal arithmetic is blunt. Over twelve months, Safari’s partners claimed nearly four million meals — more than ten thousand meals a day if spread evenly across the year — and drew a little over twelve million dollars in reimbursements for that window. Federal Child Nutrition reimbursements pay on a per-meal basis through a sponsor. When counts are fabricated, the wire transfers that follow are not “restaurant revenue” in any ordinary sense; they are proceeds of false claims. The plea says only a small fraction of the funds went to food.

Site-level press and DOJ overview language often cite “more than sixteen million” for Safari across a longer charged window. The plea’s $12,123,857 figure is specific to April 2020–April 2021 and to what Ahmed’s agreement recounts. Both numbers can appear in honest writing if labeled: indictment/overview site framing versus plea-period reimbursement. This guide prefers the plea figure when describing what Ahmed admitted about the claim period, and it keeps the sixteen-million-plus figure labeled as charging overview language for the site.

Why the counts matter for a money-laundering person page is simple. Money-laundering under 18 U.S.C. § 1957, the count Ahmed pleaded to, requires a monetary transaction through a financial institution involving more than ten thousand dollars in criminally derived property. The plea ties Count 57 to the August 30, 2021 purchase payment toward a Columbus commercial building — property derived from specified unlawful activity, namely wire fraud. Inflated meal claims are the upstream fraud that makes those later dollars “criminally derived” in the plea’s theory.

Visitors who only remember viral clips of luxury cars and houses should still be able to recite this hinge without the cars: partners claimed 3.9 million meals; Safari was reimbursed about $12.1 million in that year; the plea calls the claims grossly inflated. That is enough to understand why a later building purchase with co-owners can be charged as laundering even when the Ohio co-owner says he did not fill out the meal sheets himself.

Chapter 4: Deliberate blindness and a share of the profits

Ahmed’s plea does not claim he was surprised by a small bookkeeping error. It states he believed there was a high probability his partners were submitting fraudulent claims and that he deliberately was blind to what would otherwise have been obvious. He did not inquire of his partners about the source and legitimacy of the profits. He did not contact authorities. He kept his share of the profits, which the plea says totaled over $2.4 million.

“Deliberate blindness” is not a vibe word here; it is the plea’s chosen description of his mental state for the factual basis of guilt. Living in Ohio is offered as the reason he did not personally prepare the Minnesota meal claims, not as a finding that he was cut out of the money. The profit share is the bridge between geographic distance and criminal responsibility on the money-laundering count. A reader who wants to minimize his role still has to account for more than two million dollars kept while refusing to ask obvious questions.

The plea later treats him as a minimal participant for Guidelines purposes — a four-level reduction the parties stipulate — and the government agrees to recommend a non-custodial sentence if he meets acceptance conditions. Those sentencing positions do not erase the blindness admission. They sit beside it. Minimal participant is a relative role among co-defendants; it is not a finding that the profits were imaginary or that Safari’s claims were honest.

For rival theories, this chapter is a load-bearing hinge. A reading that casts Ahmed as a purely distant landlord with no reason to suspect fraud must explain the plea’s high-probability belief, the refusal to inquire, and the kept $2.4 million. A reading that casts him as the operational meal-count architect must explain the plea’s insistence that partners prepared the claims while he lived in Ohio. The document itself draws that line; this guide does not invent a thicker one.

Chapter 5: Two point four million toward Stelzer Road

On or about August 30, 2021, according to the plea, Ahmed and his business partners and co-defendants Salim Said and Abdulkadir Salah paid approximately $2.4 million toward the purchase of a commercial building at 2345 Seltzer Road (also styled Stelzer Road in forfeiture language) in Columbus, Ohio. The plea states that property was derived from specified unlawful activities — wire fraud — and that the payment was a monetary transaction through a financial institution affecting interstate commerce and involving more than ten thousand dollars. That transaction is the Count 57 conduct he agreed to plead to.

Forfeiture language in the same agreement reaches the real property at 2435 Stelzer Road, Columbus, or proceeds of its sale, plus administrative forfeiture already completed as to $456,965.90 from a Fifth Third Bank account in his name and agreement that a 2018 Lexus RX 350 is subject to forfeiture. Address-digit variants in OCR’d copies of the plea should be resolved against the court PDF; the substance is a Columbus commercial purchase funded with program proceeds and later treated as forfeitable.

This is the cleanest object on Ahmed’s person path: a dated purchase with named co-buyers and a dollar amount that matches the profit-share order of magnitude. It does not require the visitor to reconstruct every shell company on the Bock indictment. It does require the visitor to see why a money-laundering count can stand even when the defendant was not the Minnesota meal-sheet typist.

Related Ohio coverage after the indictment noted Delaware County property and the Afra Grill business. Those details color the Columbus life; they are not substitutes for the plea’s Stelzer/Seltzer purchase paragraph. When local press and the plea disagree on addresses or valuations, prefer the plea and docket for the charged transaction.

Chapter 6: Safari as a political stage — adjacency, not knowledge

Safari Restaurant appears on Minnesota political timelines for reasons that are not Ahmed’s plea. In August 2018, coverage and later association guides note a primary-night celebration for Representative Ilhan Omar at Safari. In May 2020, Omar appears in a Safari meal-distribution video that was later shown muted at Salim Said’s trial. Those events are real association facts about a place. They are not, without more, proof that Omar knew of fraudulent meal claims, knew of Ahmed’s profit share, or joined any conspiracy with him.

This guide’s standing rule for Minnesota Fraud person pages applies with full force: indictment is not guilt; association is not knowledge; do not invent Omar “knew” edges. Ahmed’s plea agreement does not name Omar. The DOJ September 2022 charging overview does not charge Omar. Putting Omar’s Safari appearances in the same chapter as Ahmed’s ownership is honest geography — the restaurant was a shared stage — not a co-conspirator verdict.

Critics sometimes treat every shared stage as proof that fraud was politically protected. Allies treat every shared stage as ordinary community politics before crimes were proven. Both readings can be stated; neither may smuggle a knowledge finding the primaries do not carry. The correct label for this chapter is adjacency climate.

Cross-links belong here: the Omar associations guide for the wider spider; the Salim Said and Abdulkadir Salah person pages for co-owners who stood closer to the Minnesota operations; the Feeding Our Future scheme guide for waiver and sponsor structure. Ahmed’s person path still returns to plea facts, not to campaign video frames.

Chapter 7: September 20, 2022 — the DOJ names him

On September 20, 2022, the Department of Justice announced federal charges against forty-seven defendants in what it called a $250 million Feeding Our Future fraud scheme — described then as the largest pandemic relief fraud scheme charged to date. In United States v. Aimee Marie Bock, et al., 22-CR-223, Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed is listed among fourteen defendants. The overview charges him with conspiracy to commit money laundering and money laundering, and it identifies him as a Safari owner and operator tied to a site that received more than sixteen million dollars in fraudulent program funds.

An indictment is an allegation. The press release itself ends with the standard presumption-of-innocence caution. For this page, September 20, 2022 is the public charging hinge that moves Ahmed from Columbus restaurant owner to named federal defendant. It is not yet a plea and not yet a sentence.

Charge-set contrast matters. Bock faces wire-fraud and bribery leadership counts. Salim Said and Abdulkadir Salah, fellow Safari owners, face wire fraud, bribery, and money-laundering sets. Ahmed’s announced set is the narrower money-laundering pair. That difference foreshadows the plea’s minimal-participant and deliberate-blindness framing without rewriting the indictment into a verdict.

Primary for this chapter is the DOJ Office of Public Affairs release (archived URL on this site’s source list). Secondary Minnesota and Columbus coverage that same week repeats the Safari ownership line and the Afra Grill identity. Prefer DOJ for charge language; use local press for Columbus identity context, labeled as such.

Charge documents and press releases are easy to conflate. The OPA announcement is a narrative overview that groups defendants by indictment caption; the operative charging instrument is the indictment in 22-CR-223. When this guide says Ahmed was “charged with” money laundering and conspiracy to commit money laundering, it means that overview’s description of his counts. Readers who need count numbers for motion practice should open the indictment PDF on the public docket rather than rely on a press list.

Columbus Monthly and Dispatch-adjacent coverage the same week stressed the local angle: a Best New Restaurant owner suddenly named in a Minnesota mega-fraud. That coverage is useful for identity and for the Afra Grill timeline; it is secondary for the legal elements. The epistemological stack stays DOJ first, local identity second, commentary third.

Chapter 8: What happened to the other Safari owners

Ahmed’s co-owners did not stay in charging limbo with him. On March 19, 2025, after a multi-week trial, a jury convicted Aimee Bock and Salim Said on the counts they faced — including, for Said, the broad Safari-linked fraud and laundering set. Local television packages and DOJ follow-on releases treat that verdict as a major scheme hinge. It is Said’s verdict, not Ahmed’s.

Abdulkadir Nur Salah, the other Safari owner named beside Ahmed in the 2022 overview, pleaded guilty in January 2025 according to later government continuance filings that recount the Bock-indictment cohort’s resolutions. Abdi Nur Salah, a different Salah on the same indictment and a former mayoral aide, also pleaded in that January window. Those pleas shrink the set of defendants still pointed at trial dates.

By early March 2026, government counsel told the court that every defendant charged with Ahmed had either been convicted at trial or pleaded guilty — leaving Ahmed’s June 8, 2026 trial date as the remaining Bock-indictment trial on that roster. That procedural fact explains why continuance motions and, weeks later, a plea agreement became the endgame for his case.

Visitors should keep three Safari names distinct: Salim Said (trial conviction), Abdulkadir Nur Salah (plea), Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed (later plea on Count 57). Collapsing them into “Safari owners found guilty in 2022” is false. Collapsing them into “Ahmed ran the meal sheets” contradicts his plea’s Ohio/deliberate-blindness paragraph.

Government continuance papers in March 2026 function as a secondary roster of how the Bock indictment emptied: Omar-Hashim’s 2023 plea; the Salah pleas in January 2025; Mohamud and Abshir pleas in February–March 2025; Abdihakim Ahmed’s March 2025 plea; Artan and Ghedi pleas in June 2025; Asad Abshir and Hamdi Hussein Omar pleas in July–August 2025; Bock and Salim Said’s March 2025 trial convictions. Ahmed’s name is the remainder line on that census.

That census is about case management, not about ranking moral blame among co-defendants. It does, however, explain the bargaining climate in which a May 2026 plea with a government non-custodial recommendation could appear after years of pretrial litigation. The visitor should track dates, not vibes.

Chapter 9: Two donor ledgers — verify before equating

Parallel to the court spine sits a donor-ledger dispute that must not be flattened. Mainstream reporting locked a hard figure of $7,400 returned from three Feeding Our Future defendants to Omar’s campaign, with Ahmed Abdullahi Ghedi and Abdihakim Ali Ahmed named at $2,700 each in Sahan Journal and KARE 11 tallies. That ledger is documented in contemporaneous local reporting and charity-redirect coverage.

A May 2026 Minnesota House Fraud Prevention Committee report — a partisan legislative-oversight product, not a DOJ finding — lists eight Omar-linked donors later returned, including Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed among names such as Abdihakim Ali Ahmed, Abdikadir Ainanshe Mohamud, Ahmed Abdullahi Ghedi, Guled Buraale, Sade Osman Hashi, Mahad Ibrahim, and Guhaad Hashi Said. Weingarten and other secondary writers argue the returned total was undercounted. Those are rival claim ledgers.

This guide’s rule is explicit: verify amounts via FEC before treating Ahmed’s donor entry as equal to the documented Ghedi/Abdihakim $2,700 checks. Do not paste the House list as if it were a conviction. Do not erase the House list as if it did not exist. Label it legislative-oversight claim set; send dollar equality questions to FEC records.

Even a verified donation would remain association, not knowledge. Campaign finance adjacency does not prove Omar knew of Safari’s meal claims or of Ahmed’s Columbus purchase. The donor chapter exists to stop both underclaiming and overclaiming — two ledgers, different epistemology labels.

Alpha News and other outlets itemized defendant donations across Frey, Fateh, Omar, and Ellison campaigns after the 2022 charges. Those tallies are useful cross-checks and still require FEC verification before any dollar is treated as equal to the hard Ghedi/Abdihakim figures. House report language that “lists” Ahmed among returned donors is a claim to investigate, not a substitute for a receipt.

If FEC records later confirm a specific Ahmed-to-Omar amount, update the ledger in place and keep the association label. If they do not, say so. Either outcome beats the false precision of copying an eight-name list into a $2,700 template.

Chapter 10: The last defendant standing on the Bock indictment

On March 9, 2026, prosecutors moved to continue Ahmed’s June 8, 2026 trial, citing an overlapping Feeding Our Future trial and staffing changes in the U.S. Attorney’s Office after departures of attorneys previously on the cases. The motion recounts that all other defendants charged with him had already been convicted or pleaded. Ahmed was not detained pending trial.

Continuance practice is not guilt. It is docket management in a mega-scheme with serial trials. For the person path, the motion’s value is the government’s own census of resolutions and the confirmation that Ahmed remained the unresolved Bock-indictment defendant into spring 2026.

Between that motion and mid-May, the case resolved by plea rather than by the June trial. Readers should not narrate the continuance as a collapse of the government’s case; the plea agreement that followed accepts guilt on Count 57 and a multi-million-dollar restitution figure. Nor should readers narrate it as proof he was the ringleader; the charge set and later minimal-participant stipulation cut the other way.

Primary for this beat is the continuance motion (Dkt. 808 and related docket entries) as mirrored on public document hosts, plus MPR’s March 10, 2026 report naming the June 8 trial date. Prefer docket text when press shorthand compresses the staffing explanation.

MPR’s March 10, 2026 story is the clearest contemporaneous public explanation of the June 8 trial date and the staffing-change continuance ask. Pandemic Darlings and CourtListener mirrors host the motion PDF for readers who want the government’s full paragraph on the Ikram Mohamed trial collision. Use those primaries when summarizing why the calendar slipped.

Defense posture in that window still included appointed counsel disputes covered by KSTP — prosecutors had argued a successful Columbus restaurateur should hire private counsel; the court allowed new appointed lawyers; after the plea, counsel cited government seizure of assets as the affordability story. That episode is process color, not a substitute for the plea’s factual basis.

Chapter 11: May 14, 2026 — the money-laundering plea

On May 14, 2026, Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed signed a plea agreement in United States v. Bock et al., 22-CR-223 (NEB/DTS), agreeing to plead guilty to Count 57 — money laundering in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1957. Upon sentencing, the United States agrees to move to dismiss the remaining charges against him in the indictment. The factual basis is the enrollment, inflated claims, deliberate blindness, profit share, and August 30, 2021 Columbus purchase already told in earlier chapters.

Statutory exposure on Count 57 includes up to ten years in prison, supervised release, fines, restitution, and a special assessment. The parties stipulate Guidelines mathematics that, if the court adopts their adjusted offense level 16 and Criminal History Category I assumptions, point to a 21-to-27-month range — and the government agrees to recommend a non-custodial sentence at the time of sentencing, while reserving departure arguments. The court is not bound.

Restitution is not optional rhetoric. The plea agrees he owes $2,434,389 jointly and severally with other co-defendants in the indictment under the Mandatory Victim Restitution Act. Forfeiture reaches the Columbus commercial property (or sale proceeds), already-completed administrative forfeiture of bank funds, and a Lexus the defendant agrees may be forfeited.

Until the court accepts the plea and imposes sentence, careful writers still distinguish “agreed to plead” from “sentenced.” This guide treats the signed May 14, 2026 agreement as a primary admission of the Count 57 facts for research purposes, and it will note sentencing outcomes when a judgment updates the docket. It does not pretend sentencing has already occurred if it has not.

Chapter 12: Rival readings that stay open

Court-first reading: begin with the DOJ overview, the indictment charge set, the continuance census, and the May 14, 2026 plea. Political stages and donor lists are climate. This is the yardstick this page privileges for guilt questions on Ahmed’s counts.

Access-enabled reading (contested): critics argue shared Safari stages, campaign adjacency, and slow oversight help explain why fraud scaled. That reading must still account for Ahmed’s plea facts and must not convert Omar appearances into a knowledge finding the plea and DOJ overview do not make.

Ordinary-representation reading (contested): allies argue community restaurants host politicians in ordinary ways and that later crimes by owners do not rewrite earlier advocacy. That reading must still account for the plea’s deliberate blindness and $2.4 million profit share — ordinary politics does not erase admitted laundering conduct.

Wrong-Omar / wrong-Ahmed caution: keep Abdirahman Mohamud Ahmed distinct from Ilhan Omar, Omar Fateh, Abdihakim Ali Ahmed, Ahmed Abdullahi Ghedi, Ahmed Mohamed Artan, and other Ahmeds on related dockets. Identity hygiene is part of the product, not a footnote.

Each rival path is scored later against the critical-path cards. Popularity on social media is not the scoring scale. Evidence support on the hinges is.

Scoring note: court-first is not “pro-prosecution cheerleading.” It is a method that refuses to let contested political narratives decide elements the plea already admits. Access-enabled and ordinary-representation readings remain available for the Omar/Safari climate questions the plea does not answer. Wrong-person caution is mandatory because the docket is crowded with similar names.

When a viral clip says “Safari owners” without dates, pause. Ask which owner, which instrument, which year. The rival-path section exists to force that pause before a share button turns three different legal outcomes into one slogan.

Chapter 13: What the plea settles — and what it does not

The plea settles, for Ahmed, guilt on Count 57’s money-laundering transaction theory tied to the Columbus purchase, the deliberate-blindness and profit-share factual basis, joint restitution of $2,434,389, and agreed forfeiture lanes. It tees up dismissal of remaining charges at sentencing. It does not, by itself, sentence him; the court’s judgment will.

The plea does not settle whether every press sentence about Safari’s “more than sixteen million” matches the plea-period $12.1 million figure — label both. It does not settle FEC dollar amounts for any Omar donation attributed to him — verify. It does not settle Omar knowledge, staff knowledge, or any co-conspirator theory naming elected officials. It does not settle Salim Said’s trial counts; those have their own verdict.

Memory hygiene: viral packages about Bock and Said’s March 2025 convictions sometimes blur “Safari owners” into a single guilty lump. Ahmed was not in that jury verdict. His resolution is the 2026 plea path. Keep the dates.

Open questions worth tracking on the docket: sentencing date and judgment; whether the government recommendation of non-custodial time is adopted; final forfeiture accounting on the Columbus property; any updated FEC-verified donation table that replaces contested secondary ledgers.

Settled for research narrative: Count 57 plea agreement signed May 14, 2026; deliberate blindness; >$2.4M profits kept; ~$2.4M Columbus purchase payment with Said and Salah; $2,434,389 joint restitution; forfeiture lanes described above. Not settled: final sentence; any Omar knowledge claim; FEC-equalized donor dollars; identity collapse with other Ahmeds.

If a later judgment imposes custody despite the government’s non-custodial recommendation, update the sentence chapter and memory notes — do not silently leave the recommendation as if it were the judgment. If the court adopts it, say that too. Judgment text beats plea bargaining spin either way.

Chapter 14: How to read this person file

Read this file as a MEDIUM person deep under The Minnesota Fraud Files, Spec v7. Lead with primary charging and plea documents. Treat House oversight reports and partisan secondaries as labeled claim sets. Keep YouTube news packages in sources as commentary/news video, not as substitutes for the plea PDF.

Value-add order on the page is deliberate: story chapters, then expanded critical path, then theory genealogy, then rival theories mapped to the path, then explore/people/timeline aggregation. Skinny checklist paths without why-critical teaching are a defect; this guide’s path cards carry narrativeFit, whyCritical, mustAccount, and dependsOn.

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Related reading: nest gateway at /files/minnesota-fraud/abdirahman-ahmed/; scheme spine at Feeding Our Future; person pages for Salim Said, Abdulkadir Nur Salah, Aimee Bock, Abdihakim Ali Ahmed, Ahmed Ghedi; Omar associations for adjacency spider without invented edges. Indictment is not guilt; association is not knowledge; this sentence is the page’s standing refrain.

Practical reading order for a first visit: (1) this method chapter’s labels; (2) chapters 2–5 and 11 for plea spine; (3) critical-path cards for teaching hinges; (4) genealogy and theories for contested Omar/donor climate; (5) timeline graph and list for dates; (6) sources for DOJ, plea PDF, FEC/House, and labeled YouTube. Skip none of the epistemology sentences.

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